Dalai Lama Joke FAIL Pizza Joke one with everything

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Update June 2016
Would you believe it another interview tried a different joke with a similar outcome
https://youtu.be/taLTYaFvTWw

Original Story 2011
If you had the chance to interview the Dalai Lama, what would you say to him?

Perhaps you would ask him the secret to happiness or the meaning of life, or even talk about world peace.

One Australian anchor clearly didn’t think any of these topics were worthy enough of the spiritual leader, so instead decided to tell him a joke – and a very bad joke at that.

Karl Stefanovic from the country’s Today show, though it fitting to tell the Tibetan leader a joke about himself when he interviewed him during a trip down under.
He said: ‘So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop.’
An interpreter can then be heard off camera repeating this to His Holiness – who looks very confused but tries to remain polite and keep up with the joke asking, ‘Pizza? Ah pizza.’
At this stage, Mr Stefanovic, thinking he gets it, then continues: ‘And he says, “Can you make me one with everything?”‘
As the Dalai Lama looks blankly at him – trying his best to understand what the morning show anchor is telling him – Mr Stefanovic repeats the punchline using hand gestures only to be met with more blank stares.

It was only then after a long and uncomfortable silence that Mr Stefanovic starts hysterically laughing and put his heads in his hands and says: ‘Oh, I knew it wouldn’t work.’
He later tweeted: ‘OK worst gag of the year with best guest short list. Even I am cringing.’
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Lust for Awesomeness says:

This joke is not funny at all

Khaymn Adams says:

I don't get the joke

Stefan Denchev says:

I don't get it HELP ME!

Bandit! says:

I don't understand the the humor here.

Stanislav Didenko says:

Such a shame

Handsome Jack says:

Cringed so hard I came back from the dead.

Hannah Kaye says:

I'm Asian ex-ESL student and I certainly had a hard time understanding the joke…so I understand Dalai Lama. We don't have such joke in our culture.

GodSpeed TheGreat says:

O & A bought me here, it took me a good five minutes to get it.

Bell's Theorem says:

One of my dreams was to tell the Dalai Lama this joke. I'm glad someone beat me to it after this lol. Lost in translation.

Frank the Fucktard says:

It was such a good joke though.

crunk4124 says:

I speak English and I don't get it

GamingBullarna says:

I don't get it?!?!

Mary says:

pewdiepie brought me here

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